
Too Hip For The Room Words and Music by Robert Linden
Here
comes Mister good time
To chase away the gloom
The cats all dig how he leads the gig
He's too hip for the room
Once he's made his mind up
There's nothing he can't do
You can't compete when he moves his feet
He's too hip for the room
Everybody likes his talk
He's never insincere
He's one guy who can walk the walk
He's king of the party frontier
He can steal the bride away
And be the best man to the groom
The girls all lust but the guys all trust
He's too hip for the room
You can bet on Mister good time
When he's shootin' for the moon
Just keep it high and let it ride
He's too hip for the room
He's the one you want
When you sense impending doom
When it hits the fan then he's your man
He's too hip for the room
He's on every speed dial
When you need to bend an ear
He'll even lend a grand or two
To get you through the year
He leaves when he's supposed to
And he never comes too soon
He'll be on time and bring the wine
He's too hip for the room
He's too hip for the room!
(c) 2003 Robert Linden
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SWING SHIFT
Words & Music by
Robert Linden & C.J. Watson
Been listening for that whistle ever
since
four o’clock
When it blows at five I come alive and head for the nearest honky tonk
My real career is waitin’ beyond them swinging doors
Ain’t no bills it’s payin’ but it’s what I’m living for
‘Cause while some old boys are sitting in front of their TV’s
I’ll be askin’ all their women if they want to dance with me
I’m on the swing shift – working every night
You know that swing shift sure beats the pants off of nine-to-five
I can dance to a western beat now all I need is someone to swing it with
Hope she won’t mind working over-time working on that swing shift.
I used to be that loser who never took a chance
Bars were meant for drinks or fights but hell no, not to dance
Then one day she walked past me and up went my white flag
I asked her for her number she asked if I could Kick and Drag
She took me to a place that I’d never been before
The sounds of Gentry reached my feet and that girl reached for more
I joined the swing shift – working every night
You know that swing shift sure beats the pants off of nine-to-five
I can dance to a western beat now all I need is someone to swing it with
Hope she won’t mind working over-time working on that swing shift.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK -Use first 4 lines of verse for instrumental;
Use last 2 lines for sung bridge:
Now if you need another reason: the girls all there are fine
No one cares if you’re not Fred Astaire, just move your feet in time
And join the swing shift – working every night
We know that swing shift sure beats the pants off of nine-to-five
I can dance to a western beat now all I need is someone to swing it with
Hope you won’t mind working over-time working on that swing shift.
Hope you won’t mind working over-time working on that swing shift.
(c) 2005 Robert Linden and C.J.
Watson
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FLY (To My Love)
Words and Music by Robert Linden
I want to fly, fly my love and tell her I'm waiting
To seal the promise of nights we've shared
My heart has told me this must be right
To fly and tell her I'm hers tonight.
I have to fly, fly to my love and tell her I miss her
My nights are empty since she’s been gone
I must convince that girl to take me back
‘Cause something that was beautiful somehow went wrong.
She was there when I needed someone to give me a love
That would last throughout the years
But I got scared and she got another
Now I have to win her back, 'cause I need her here.
And I would fly to the ends of the Earth to tell her
I would do anything to make her see
My life's so meaningless without her love
That I'd sell my very soul to bring her back to me.
Tonight could be the first of nights that are to be
If you could only hear my plea, and
Fly, fly to me and tell me that you need me too
To seal the promise of nights we've shared
My heart has told me this must be right
To fly and tell you I'm yours tonight
-- But I need to hear you tell me that it's alright.
(c) 2003 Robert Linden
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TAKE A CHANCE
Words and Music by Angela Kaset and Robert Linden
I KNOW THIS GUY HE’S A REAL DAREDEVIL
NOTHING SCARES PETER AT ALL
HE’S NEVER HAPPY WHEN THE GROUND IS LEVEL
GIVE HIM SOMEPLACE TO CLIMB AND A PLACE TO FALL
SOARING THOUGH THE AIR AT TWENTY THOUSAND FEET
HE’S GRACEFUL AS A BIRD
BUT PUT HIM ON THE EARTH WITH A GIRL WHO’S SWEET
AND PETER CRUMBLES; HE STUMBLES OVER HIS WORDS
HE WON’T MAKE A MOVE. HE’S FROZEN IN TERROR
HE ASKS THIS QUESTION TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR:
WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A CHANCE, TAKE A CHANCE
WHAT’S SO SCARY ‘BOUT THE DANCE?
TAKE A CHANCE; TAKE A CHANCE ON LOVE
TAKE A CHANCE, TAKE A CHANCE
THE ONLY WAY TO TRUE ROMANCE IS TO
TAKE A CHANCE ON LOVE.
SHAYNA WAS A GIRL WHO COULD MATCH TWO PEOPLE
BUT SHE COULDN’T FIND A MAN OF HER OWN
THE NICEST GIRL YOU COULD EVER MEET
WAS PLANNING HER WEEKENDS AND EVENINGS ALONE
THE KIND OF MAN SHE WOULD PICK TO LOVE
ONLY PROVED THAT HER PICKER WAS BROKE
ANYONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A BREAK
BUT SHAYNA WAS ONE WHO NEVER GAVE UP HOPE
ALL SHE EVER SAW WAS GOODNESS IN OTHERS
WHEN SOMEONE LET HER DOWN SHE MOVED ON TO ANOTHER
SHE TOOK A CHANCE, TOOK A CHANCE
SHE KEPT ON ASKING BOYS TO DANCE
SHE TOOK A CHANCE, TOOK A CHANCE ON LOVE
SHE TOOK A CHANCE, TOOK A CHANCE
SHE KNEW THE ONLY WAY TO TRUE ROMANCE
WAS TO TAKE A CHANCE ON LOVE.
TOOK A LITTLE LONGER FOR PETE’S 'CHUTE TO OPEN
A FUNNY THING THAT FATE CAN DO.
A WESTERLY BREEZE BLOWING OFF OF THE OCEAN
DROPPED HIM RIGHT ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF YOU-KNOW-WHO
WALKING BACK HOME IN HER WHITE SUMMER DRESS
WITH CHERRIES AND PEACHES AND PEARS
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT MADE QUITE A MESS
BUT HE WAS THE ANSWER TO ALL OF HER PRAYERS.
SHE TOOK HIM TO HER ROOM AND MENDED THE PIECES
SHE FED HIM WITH A SPOON–CHERRIES AND PEARS AND PEACHES
TOOK A CHANCE, TOOK A CHANCE
TAUGHT THAT SHY FLY-BOY TO DANCE
THEY TOOK A CHANCE ON LOVE
THEY SAID THEIR NUPTIALS UP IN THE SKY
FELL INTO FOREVER FROM TWENTY THOUSAND HIGH
THEY TOOK A CHANCE, TOOK A CHANCE
FELL HEADLONG INTO THE DANCE
TOOK A CHANCE, THEY TOOK A CHANCE ON LOVE
IT’S TIME TO TAKE A CHANCE, TAKE A CHANCE
‘CAUSE HEAVEN’S RAINING TRUE ROMANCE
COME TAKE YOUR CHANCE ON LOVE.
(c) 2003 Robert Linden and Angela Kaset
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Susan
Words and Music by Robert Linden
SUSAN
YOU’VE LOCKED MY HEART IN SE-CLUSION
AND MADE MY LIFE AN IL-LUSION
THAT ONLY APPEARS WHEN YOU’RE NEAR (iT'S SO CLEAR)
SUSAN
YOU PUT MY THOUGHTS IN CON-FUSION
BUT I KNOW THIS LOVE’S NO DE-LUSION
YOU’VE GONE AND STOLEN MY HEART A-WAY
YOUR EYES LED ME ASTRAY - YOUR SMILE SWEPT ME AWAY
BUT “HELLO” WAS ALL I COULD DE-CLARE
IT'S NOT FAIR THAT
NOW ALL I CAN DO - IS DREAM ABOUT YOU
AND PRAY THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
SUSAN
THERE’S JUST NO USE IN REFUSIN’
I’VE COME TO JUST ONE CONCLUSION
AND THAT’S TO LIVE ALL MY LIFE WITH YOU
(c) 2006 Robert Linden
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